Tuesday, June 19, 2007

'If you want something to happen to you...'

Another weird day at the Corporation. Today I finally found out what the Secret TV Controller was referring to. In my attempt to move careers away from the desk and into production I discovered (despite being offered a role as a humble runner at the Princess Diana Memorial Concert and imminently on Doctor Who.... maybe...at least as a Dalek mechanic) I had to do a Production and TV Studio safety course. And oh my God. Look what happened to the last person (Anthea Turner) who obviously didn't pay attention.

"Are you alright love?"

...I'm scared.

This was seriously in the video training. Twice.


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